Fools rush in.....

A quick tour of the recent housing chart. Somehow, all the charts end the same, with things falling off a cliff.

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I wanna be rich for love, peace and happiness (whatever that means).

Things must be really desperate

Realtors must be desperate for sales. This is one of the crudest, stupidest ads for realtor services ever seen.

It takes brass balls to sell real estate

Although this clip is dark and grainy, the dialogue is first rate. Taken from the 1980s film - Glengarry Glenross - Alex "always be closing" Baldwin explains what it takes to sell real estate. The philosophy is simple

"The only thing that counts in this life - get them to sign on the line". Certainly, this advice was taken to heart by many of the nation's subprime lenders.

Alex also comes through with a great incentive scheme for the luckless salesman:

"First prize is a Cadillac; second prize; a set of steak knives, third prize - YOU'RE FIRED".